JACK.[Ruefully holding out the empty reticule.] Is that the thing? I 've looked all over--I can't find the purse anywhere.Are you sure it was there?
UNKNOWN.[Tearfully.] Sure? Of course I'm sure.A crimson silk purse.It was all the money I had.
JACK.I really am awfully sorry--my head's so jolly bad.I 've asked the butler, but he has n't seen it.
UNKNOWN.I must have my money----
JACK.Oh! Of course--that'll be all right; I'll see that that's all right.How much?
UNKNOWN., [Sullenly.] Seven pounds-twelve--it's all I 've got in the world.
JACK.That'll be all right; I'll--send you acheque.
UNKNOWN.[Eagerly.] No; now, please.Give me what was in my purse; I've got to pay my rent this morning.They won't' give me another day; I'm a fortnight behind already.
JACK.[Blankly.] I'm awfully sorry; I really have n't a penny in my pocket.
[He glances stealthily at BARTHWICK.]
UNKNOWN.[Excitedly.] Come I say you must--it's my money, and you took it.I 'm not going away without it.They 'll turn me out of my place.
JACK.[Clasping his head.] But I can't give you what I have n't got.Don't I tell you I have n't a beastly cent.
UNKNOWN.[Tearing at her handkerchief.] Oh! do give it me! [She puts her hands together in appeal; then, with sudden fierceness.]
If you don't I'll summons you.It's stealing, that's what it is!
BARTHWICK.[Uneasily.] One moment, please.As a matter of---er-principle, I shall settle this claim.[He produces money.] Here is eight pounds; the extra will cover the value of the purse and your cab fares.I need make no comment--no thanks are necessary.
[Touching the bell, he holds the door ajar in silence.The unknown lady stores the money in her reticule, she looks from JACK to BARTHWICK, and her face is quivering faintly with a smile.She hides it with her hand, and steals away.Behind her BARTHWICK shuts the door.]
BARTHWICK.[With solemnity.] H'm! This is nice thing to happen!
JACK.[Impersonally.] What awful luck!
BARTHWICK.So this is the way that forty pounds has gone! One thing after another! Once more I should like to know where you 'd have been if it had n't been for me! You don't seem to have any principles.You--you're one of those who are a nuisance to society;you--you're dangerous! What your mother would say I don't know.
Your conduct, as far as I can see, is absolutely unjustifiable.
It's--it's criminal.Why, a poor man who behaved as you've done----d' you think he'd have any mercy shown him? What you want is a good lesson.You and your sort are--[he speaks with feeling]--a nuisance to the community.Don't ask me to help you next time.You're not fit to be helped.
JACK.[Turning upon his sire, with unexpected fierceness.] All right, I won't then, and see how you like it.You would n't have helped me this time, I know, if you had n't been scared the thing would get into the papers.Where are the cigarettes?
BARTHWICK.[Regarding him uneasily.] Well I 'll say no more about it.[He rings the bell.] I 'll pass it over for this once, but----[MARLOW Comes in.] You can clear away.
[He hides his face behind the "Times."]
JACK.[Brightening.] I say, Marlow, where are the cigarettes?
MARLOW.I put the box out with the whisky last night, sir, but this morning I can't find it anywhere.
JACK.Did you look in my room?
MARLOW.Yes, sir; I've looked all over the house.I found two Nestor ends in the tray this morning, so you must have been smokin'
last night, sir.[Hesitating.] I 'm really afraid some one's purloined the box.
JACK.[Uneasily.] Stolen it!
BARTHWICK.What's that? The cigarette-box! Is anything else missing?
MARLOW.No, sir; I 've been through the plate.
BARTHWICK.Was the house all right this morning? None of the windows open?
MARLOW.No, sir.[Quietly to JACK.] You left your latch-key in the door last night, sir.
[He hands it back, unseen by BARTHWICK]
JACK.Tst!
BARTHWICK.Who's been in the room this morning?
MARLOW.Me and Wheeler, and Mrs.Jones is all, sir, as far as Iknow.
BARTHWICK.Have you asked Mrs.Barthwick?
[To JACK.] Go and ask your mother if she's had it; ask her to look and see if she's missed anything else.
[JACK goes upon this mission.]
Nothing is more disquieting than losing things like this.
MARLOW.No, sir.
BARTHWICK.Have you any suspicions?
MARLOW, No, sir.
BARTHWICK.This Mrs.Jones--how long has she been working here?
MARLOW.Only this last month, sir.
BARTHWICK.What sort of person?
MARLOW.I don't know much about her, sir; seems a very quiet, respectable woman.
BARTHWICK.Who did the room this morning?
MARLOW.Wheeler and Mrs.Jones, Sir.
BARTHWICK.[With his forefinger upraised.] Now, was this Mrs.
Jones in the room alone at any time?
MARLOW.[Expressionless.] Yes, Sir.
BARTHWICK.How do you know that?
MARLOW.[Reluctantly.] I found her here, sir.
BARTHWICK.And has Wheeler been in the room alone?
MARLOW.No, sir, she's not, sir.I should say, sir, that Mrs.
Jones seems a very honest----
BARTHWICK.[Holding up his hand.] I want to know this: Has this Mrs.Jones been here the whole morning?
MARLOW.Yes, sir--no, sir--she stepped over to the greengrocer's for cook.
BARTHWICK.H'm! Is she in the house now?
MARLOW.Yes, Sir.
BARTHWICK.Very good.I shall make a point of clearing this up.
On principle I shall make a point of fixing the responsibility; it goes to the foundations of security.In all your interests----MARLOW.Yes, Sir.
BARTHWICK.What sort of circumstances is this Mrs.Jones in? Is her husband in work?
MARLOW.I believe not, sir.
BARTHWICK.Very well.Say nothing about it to any one.Tell Wheeler not to speak of it, and ask Mrs.Jones to step up here.
MARLOW.Very good, sir.
[MARLOW goes out, his face concerned; and BARTHWICK stays, his face judicial and a little pleased, as befits a man conducting an inquiry.MRS.BARTHWICK and hey son come in.]
BARTHWICK.Well, my dear, you've not seen it, I suppose?
MRS.BARTHWICK.No.But what an extraordinary thing, John!
Marlow, of course, is out of the question.I 'm certain none of the maids as for cook!
BARTHWICK.Oh, cook!