It was some fiend;therefore,thou happy father,Think that the clearest gods,who make them honours Of men's impossibilities,have preserved thee.GLOUCESTER I do remember now:henceforth I'll bear Affliction till it do cry out itself 'Enough,enough,'and die.That thing you speak of,I took it for a man;often 'twould say 'The fiend,the fiend:'he led me to that place.EDGAR Bear free and patient thoughts.But who comes here?
Enter KING LEAR,fantastically dressed with wild flowers The safer sense will ne'er accommodate His master thus.KING LEAR No,they cannot touch me for coining;I am the king himself.EDGAR O thou side-piercing sight!KING LEAR Nature's above art in that respect.There's your press-money.That fellow handles his bow like a crow-keeper:draw me a clothier's yard.Look,look,a mouse!Peace,peace;this piece of toasted cheese will do 't.There's my gauntlet;I'll prove it on a giant.Bring up the brown bills.O,well flown,bird!i'the clout,i'the clout:hewgh!
Give the word.EDGAR Sweet marjoram.KING LEAR Pass.GLOUCESTER I know that voice.KING LEAR Ha!Goneril,with a white beard!They flattered me like a dog;and told me I had white hairs in my beard ere the black ones were there.To say 'ay' and 'no'to every thing that I said!--'Ay'and 'no' too was no good divinity.When the rain came to wet me once,and the wind to make me chatter;when the thunder would not peace at my bidding;there Ifound 'em,there I smelt 'em out.Go to,they are not men o'their words:they told me I was every thing;'tis a lie,I am not ague-proof.GLOUCESTER The trick of that voice I do well remember:
Is 't not the king?KING LEAR Ay,every inch a king:
When I do stare,see how the subject quakes.
I pardon that man's life.What was thy cause?
Adultery?
Thou shalt not die:die for *****ery!No:
The wren goes to 't,and the small gilded fly Does lecher in my sight.
Let copulation thrive;for Gloucester's bastard son Was kinder to his father than my daughters Got 'tween the lawful sheets.
To 't,luxury,pell-mell!for I lack soldiers.
Behold yond simpering dame,Whose face between her forks presages snow;That minces virtue,and does shake the head To hear of pleasure's name;The fitchew,nor the soiled horse,goes to 't With a more riotous appetite.
Down from the waist they are Centaurs,Though women all above:
But to the girdle do the gods inherit,Beneath is all the fiends';There's hell,there's darkness,there's the sulphurous pit,Burning,scalding,stench,consumption;fie,fie,fie!pah,pah!Give me an ounce of civet,good apothecary,to sweeten my imagination:there's money for thee.GLOUCESTER O,let me kiss that hand!KING LEAR Let me wipe it first;it smells of mortality.GLOUCESTER O ruin'd piece of nature!This great world Shall so wear out to nought.Dost thou know me?KING LEAR I remember thine eyes well enough.Dost thou squiny at me?No,do thy worst,blind Cupid!I'll not love.Read thou this challenge;mark but the penning of it.GLOUCESTER Were all the letters suns,I could not see one.EDGAR I would not take this from report;it is,And my heart breaks at it.KING LEAR Read.GLOUCESTER What,with the case of eyes?KING LEAR O,ho,are you there with me?No eyes in your head,nor no money in your purse?Your eyes are in a heavy case,your purse in a light;yet you see how this world goes.GLOUCESTER I see it feelingly.KING LEAR What,art mad?A man may see how this world goes with no eyes.Look with thine ears:see how yond justice rails upon yond ****** thief.Hark,in thine ear:change places;and,handy-dandy,which is the justice,which is the thief?Thou hast seen a farmer's dog bark at a beggar?GLOUCESTER Ay,sir.KING LEAR And the creature run from the cur?There thou mightst behold the great image of authority:a dog's obeyed in office.
Thou rascal beadle,hold thy bloody hand!
Why dost thou lash that whore?Strip thine own back;Thou hotly lust'st to use her in that kind For which thou whipp'st her.The usurer hangs the cozener.
Through tatter'd clothes small vices do appear;Robes and furr'd gowns hide all.Plate sin with gold,And the strong lance of justice hurtless breaks:
Arm it in rags,a pigmy's straw does pierce it.
None does offend,none,I say,none;I'll able 'em:
Take that of me,my friend,who have the power To seal the accuser's lips.Get thee glass eyes;And like a scurvy politician,seem To see the things thou dost not.Now,now,now,now:
Pull off my boots:harder,harder:so.EDGAR O,matter and impertinency mix'd!Reason in madness!KING LEAR If thou wilt weep my fortunes,take my eyes.
I know thee well enough;thy name is Gloucester:
Thou must be patient;we came crying hither:
Thou know'st,the first time that we smell the air,We wawl and cry.I will preach to thee:mark.GLOUCESTER Alack,alack the day!KING LEAR When we are born,we cry that we are come To this great stage of fools:this a good block;It were a delicate stratagem,to shoe A troop of horse with felt:I'll put 't in proof;And when I have stol'n upon these sons-in-law,Then,kill,kill,kill,kill,kill,kill!
Enter a Gentleman,with Attendants Gentleman O,here he is:lay hand upon him.Sir,Your most dear daughter--KING LEAR No rescue?What,a prisoner?I am even The natural fool of fortune.Use me well;You shall have ransom.Let me have surgeons;
I am cut to the brains.Gentleman You shall have any thing.KING LEAR No seconds?all myself?
Why,this would make a man a man of salt,To use his eyes for garden water-pots,Ay,and laying autumn's dust.Gentleman Good sir,--KING LEAR I will die bravely,like a bridegroom.
What!
I will be jovial:come,come;I am a king,My masters,know you that.Gentleman You are a royal one,and we obey you.KING LEAR Then there's life in't.Nay,if you get it,you shall get it with running.Sa,sa,sa,sa.