The neighbor tells me how some friends of hers used to keep a jewel-box under a bed in their room; and, going into the room, they thought they heard a noise under the bed.They had the courage to look.The cook was under the bed--under the bed with the jewel-box.
Of course she said she had come for purposes connected with her business; but this was absurd.A cook under a bed is not there for professional purposes.A relation of mine had a box containing diamonds under her bed, which diamonds she told me were to be mine.
Mine! One day, at dinner-time, between the entrees and the roast, a cab drove away from my relative's house containing the box wherein lay the diamonds.John laid the dessert, brought the coffee, waited all the evening--and oh, how frightened he was when he came to learn that his mistress's box had been conveyed out of her own room, and it contained diamonds--"Law bless us, did it now?" I wonder whether John's subsequent career has been prosperous? Perhaps the gentlemen from Bow Street were all in the wrong when they agreed in suspecting John as the author of the robbery.His noble nature was hurt at the suspicion.You conceive he would not like to remain in a family where they were mean enough to suspect him of stealing a jewel-box out of a bedroom--and the injured man and my relatives soon parted.
But, inclining (with my usual cynicism) to think that he did steal the valuables, think of his life for the month or two whilst he still remains in the service! He shows the officers over the house, agrees with them that the coup must have been made by persons familiar with it; gives them every assistance; pities his master and mistress with a manly compassion; points out what a cruel misfortune it is to himself as an honest man, with his living to get and his family to provide for, that this suspicion should fall on him.
Finally he takes leave of his place, with a deep, though natural melancholy that ever he had accepted it.What's a thousand pounds to gentle-folks! A loss, certainly, but they will live as well without the diamonds as with them.But to John his Hhhonor was worth more than diamonds, his Hhonor was.Whohever is to give him back his character? Who is to prevent hany one from saying, "Ho yes.This is the footman which was in the family where the diamonds was stole?" &c.
I wonder has John prospered in life subsequently? If he is innocent he does not interest me in the least.The interest of the case lies in John's behavior supposing him to be guilty.Imagine the smiling face, the daily service, the orderly performance of duty, whilst within John is suffering pangs lest discovery should overtake him.
Every bell of the door which he is obliged to open may bring a police officer.The accomplices may peach.What an exciting life John's must have been for a while.And now, years and years after, when pursuit has long ceased, and detection is impossible, does he ever revert to the little transaction? Is it possible those diamonds cost a thousand pounds? What a rogue the fence must have been who only gave him so and so! And I pleasingly picture to myself an old ex-footman and an ancient receiver of stolen goods meeting and talking over this matter, which dates from times so early that her present Majesty's fair image could only just have begun to be coined or forged.
I choose to take John at the time when his little peccadillo is suspected, perhaps, but when there is no specific charge of robbery against him.He is not yet convicted: he is not even on his trial;how then can we venture to say he is guilty? Now think what scores of men and women walk the world in a like predicament; and what false coin passes current! Pinchbeck strives to pass off his history as sound coin.He knows it is only base metal, washed over with a thin varnish of learning.Poluphloisbos puts his sermons in circulation: sounding brass, lacquered over with white metal, and marked with the stamp and image of piety.What say you to Drawcansir's reputation as a military commander? to Tibbs's pretensions to be a fine gentleman? to Sapphira's claims as a poetess, or Rodoessa's as a beauty? His bravery, his piety, high birth, genius, beauty--each of these deceivers would palm his falsehood on us, and have us accept his forgeries as sterling coin.
And we talk here, please to observe, of weaknesses rather than crimes.Some of us have more serious things to hide than a yellow cheek behind a raddle of rouge, or a white poll under a wig of jetty curls.You know, neighbor, there are not only false teeth in this world, but false tongues: and some make up a bust and an appearance of strength with padding, cotton, and what not? while another kind of artist tries to take you in by wearing under his waistcoat, and perpetually thumping, an immense sham heart.Dear sir, may yours and mine be found, at the right time, of the proper size and in the right place.
And what has this to do with half-crowns, good or bad? Ah, friend!
may our coin, battered, and clipped, and defaced though it be, be proved to be Sterling Silver on the day of the Great Assay!