书城公版Idle Ideas in 1905
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第32章 HOW TO BE HAPPY THOUGH LITTLE.(2)

On colder days the women wear bright-coloured capes made of fine spun silk,from underneath the ample folds of which you sometimes hear a little cry;and sometimes a little hooded head peeps out,regards with preternatural thoughtfulness the toy-like world without,then dives back into shelter.As for the children--women in miniature,the single difference in dress being the gay pinafore--you can only say of them that they look like Dutch dolls.But such plump,contented,cheerful little dolls!You remember the hollow-eyed,pale-faced dolls you see swarming in the great,big and therefore should be happy countries,and wish that mere land surface were of less importance to our statesmen and our able editors,and the happiness and well-being of the mere human items worth a little more of their thought.

The Dutch peasant lives surrounded by canals,and reaches his cottage across a drawbridge.I suppose it is in the blood of the Dutch child not to tumble into a canal,and the Dutch mother never appears to anticipate such possibility.One can imagine the average English mother trying to bring up a family in a house surrounded by canals.

She would never have a minute's peace until the children were in bed.

But then the mere sight of a canal to the English child suggests the delights of a sudden and unexpected bath.I put it to a Dutchman once.Did the Dutch child by any chance ever fall into a canal?

"Yes,"he replied,"cases have been known."

"Don't you do anything for it?"I enquired.

"Oh,yes,"he answered,"we haul them out again.""But what I mean is,"I explained,"don't you do anything to prevent their falling in--to save them from falling in again?""Yes,"he answered,"we spank 'em."

There is always a wind in Holland;it comes from over the sea.There is nothing to stay its progress.It leaps the low dykes and sweeps with a shriek across the sad,soft dunes,and thinks it is going to have a good time and play havoc in the land.But the Dutchman laughs behind his great pipe as it comes to him shouting and roaring.

"Welcome,my hearty,welcome,"he chuckles,"come blustering and bragging;the bigger you are the better I like you."And when it is once in the land,behind the long,straight dykes,behind the waving line of sandy dunes,he seizes hold of it,and will not let it go till it has done its tale of work.

The wind is the Dutchman's;servant before he lets it loose again it has turned ten thousand mills,has pumped the water and sawn the wood,has lighted the town and worked the loom,and forged the iron,and driven the great,slow,silent wherry,and played with the children in the garden.It is a sober wind when it gets back to sea,worn and weary,leaving the Dutchman laughing behind his everlasting pipe.There are canals in Holland down which you pass as though a field of wind-blown corn;a soft,low,rustling murmur ever in your ears.It is the ceaseless whirl of the great mill sails.Far out at sea the winds are as foolish savages,fighting,shrieking,tearing--purposeless.Here,in the street of mills,it is a civilized wind,crooning softly while it labours.

What charms one in Holland is the neatness and cleanliness of all about one.Maybe to the Dutchman there are drawbacks.In a Dutch household life must be one long spring-cleaning.No milk-pail is considered fit that cannot just as well be used for a looking-glass.

The great brass pans,hanging under the pent house roof outside the cottage door,flash like burnished gold.You could eat your dinner off the red-tiled floor,but that the deal table,scrubbed to the colour of cream cheese,is more convenient.By each threshold stands a row of empty sabots,and woe-betide the Dutchman who would dream of crossing it in anything but his stockinged feet.

There is a fashion in sabots.Every spring they are freshly painted.

One district fancies an orange yellow,another a red,a third white,suggesting purity and innocence.Members of the Smart Set indulge in ornamentation;a frieze in pink,a star upon the toe.Walking in sabots is not as easy as it looks.Attempting to run in sabots I do not recommend to the beginner.

"How do you run in sabots?"I asked a Dutchman once.I had been experimenting,and had hurt myself.

"We don't run,"answered the Dutchman.