Woffington, whether he had or had not shown a spirit. Whether he had or had not fired into each a parting shot, as they sheered off. To repair which, it might be advisable for them to put into friendly ports.
"Tremendous!" was the reply. "And when Snarl and Soaper sit on your next play, they won't forget the lesson you have given them."
"I'll be sworn they won't!" chuckled Triplet. But, reconsidering her words, he looked blank, and muttered: "Then perhaps it would have been more prudent to let them alone!"
"Incalculably more prudent!" was the reply.
"Then why did you set me on, madam?" said Triplet, reproachfully.
"Because I wanted amusement, and my head ached," was the cool answer, somewhat languidly given.
"I defy the coxcombs!" cried Triplet, with reviving spirit. "But real criticism I respect, honor, and bow to. Such as yours, madam; or such as that sweet lady's at Mr. Vane's would have been; or, in fact, anybody's who appreciates me. Oh, madam, I wanted to ask you, was it not strange your not being at Mr. Vane's, after all, to-day?"
"I was at Mr. Vane's, Triplet."
"You were? Why, I came with my verses, and she said you were not there! I will go fetch the verses."
"No, no! Who said I was not there?"
"Did I not tell you? The charming young lady who helped me with her own hand to everything on the table. What wine that gentleman possesses!"
"Was it a young lady, Triplet?"
"Not more than two-and-twenty, I should say.
"In a traveling-dress?"
"I could not see her dress, madam, for her beauty--brown hair, blue eyes, charming in conversation--"
"Ah! What did she tell you?"
"She told me, madam-- Ahem!"
"Well, what did you tell her? And what did she answer?"
"I told her that I came with verses for you, ordered by Mr. Vane. That he admired you. I descanted, madam, on your virtues, which had made him your slave."
"Go on," said Mrs. Woffington, encouraging him with a deceitful smile.
"Tell me all you told her."
"That you were sitting to me for your portrait, the destination of which was not doubtful. That I lived at 10, Hercules Buildings."
"You told that lady all this?"
"I give my honor. She was so kind, I opened my heart to her. But tell me now, madam," said Triplet, joyously dancing round the Woffington volcano, "do you know this charming lady?"
"Yes."
"I congratulate you, madam. An acquaintance worthy even of you; and there are not many such. Who is she, madam?" continued Triplet, lively with curiosity.
"Mrs. Vane," was the quiet, grim answer.
"Mrs. Vane? His mother? No--am I mad? His sister! Oh, I see, his--"
"His wife!"
"His wife! Why, then, Mr. Vane's married?"
"Yes."
"Oh, look there!--Oh, look here now! Well, but, good Heavens! she wasn't to know you were there, perhaps?"
"No."
"But then I let the cat out of the bag?"
"Yes."
"But, good gracious! there will be some serious mischief!"
"No doubt of it."
"And it is all my fault?"
"Yes."
"I've played the deuce with their married happiness?"
"Probably."
"And ten to one if you are not incensed against me too?"
Mrs. Woffington replied by looking him in the face, and turning her back upon him. She walked hastily to the window, threw it open, and looked out of it, leaving poor Triplet to very unpleasant reflections. She was so angry with him she dared not trust herself to speak.
"Just my luck," thought he. "I had a patron and a benefactress; I have betrayed them both." Suddenly an idea struck him. "Madam," said he, timorously, "see what these fine gentlemen are! What business had he, with a wife at home, to come and fall in love with you? I do it forever in my plays--I am obliged--they would be so dull else; but in _real_ life to do it is abominable."
"You forget, sir," replied Mrs. Woffington, without moving, "that I am an actress--a plaything for the impertinence of puppies and the treachery of hypocrites. Fool! to think there was an honest man in the world, and that he had shone on me!"
With these words she turned, and Triplet was shocked to see the change in her face. She was pale, and her black, lowering brows were gloomy and terrible. She walked like a tigress to and fro, and Triplet dared not speak to her. Indeed she seemed but half conscious of his presence. He went for nobody with her. How little we know the people we eat and go to church and flirt with! Triplet had imagined this creature an incarnation of gayety, a sportive being, the daughter of smiles, the bride of mirth; needed but a look at her now to see that her heart was a volcano, her bosom a boiling gulf of fiery lava. She walked like some wild creature; she flung her hands up to heaven with a passionate despair, before which the feeble spirit of her companion shrank and cowered; and, with quivering lips and blazing eyes, she burst into a torrent of passionate bitterness.
"But who is Margaret Woffington," she cried, "that she should pretend to honest love, or feel insulted by the proffer of a stolen regard? And what have we to do with homes, or hearts, or firesides? Have we not the playhouse, its paste diamonds, its paste feelings, and the loud applause of fops and sots--hearts?--beneath loads of tinsel and paint? Nonsense!
The love that can go with souls to heaven--such love for us? Nonsense!
These men applaud us, cajole us, swear to us, flatter us; and yet, forsooth, we would have them respect us too."
"My dear benefactress," said Triplet, "they are not worthy of you."
"I thought this man was not all dross; from the first I never felt his passion an insult. Oh, Triplet! I could have loved this man--really loved him! and I longed so to be good. Oh, God! oh, God!"
"Thank Heaven, you don't love him!" cried Triplet, hastily. "Thank Heaven for that!"
"Love him? Love a man who comes to me with a silly second-hand affection from his insipid baby-face, and offers me half, or two-thirds, or a third of his worthless heart? I hate him! and her! and all the world!"
"That is what I call a very proper feeling," said poor Triplet, with a weak attempt to soothe her. "Then break with him at once, and all will be well."