My bonny man, the warld, it's true, Was made for neither me nor you;
It's just a place to warstle through, As job confessed o't;
And aye the best that we'll can do Is mak the best o't.
There's rowth o' wrang, I'm free to say:
The simmer brunt, the winter blae, The face of earth a' fyled wi' clay An' dour wi' chuckies, An' life a rough an' land'art play For country buckies.
An' food's anither name for clart;
An' beasts an' brambles bite an' scart;
An' what would WE be like, my heart!
If bared o' claethin'?
- Aweel, I cannae mend your cart:
It's that or naethin'.
A feek o' folk frae first to last Have through this queer experience passed;
Twa-three, I ken, just damn an' blast The hale transaction;
But twa-three ithers, east an' wast, Fand satisfaction, Whaur braid the briery muirs expand, A waefu'an' a weary land, The bumblebees, a gowden band, Are blithely hingin';
An' there the canty wanderer fand The laverock singin'.
Trout in the burn grow great as herr'n, The ****** sheep can find their fair'n';
The wind blaws clean about the cairn Wi' caller air;
The muircock an' the barefit bairn Are happy there.
Sic-like the howes o' life to some:
Green loans whaur they ne'er fash their thumb.
But mark the muckle winds that come Soopin' an' cool, Or hear the powrin' burnie drum In the shilfa's pool.
The evil wi' the guid they tak;
They ca' a gray thing gray, no black;
To a steigh brae, a stubborn back Addressin' daily;
An' up the rude, unbieldy track O' life, gang gaily.
What you would like's a palace ha', Or Sinday parlour dink an' braw Wi' a' things ordered in a raw By denty leddies.
Weel, than, ye cannae hae't: that's a'
That to be said is.
An' since at life ye've taen the grue, An' winnae blithely hirsle through, Ye've fund the very thing to do -
That's to drink speerit;
An' shune we'll hear the last o' you -
An' blithe to hear it!
The shoon ye coft, the life ye lead, Ithers will heir when aince ye're deid;
They'll heir your tasteless bite o' breid, An' find it sappy;
They'll to your dulefu' house succeed, An' there be happy.
As whan a glum an' fractious wean Has sat an' sullened by his lane Till, wi' a rowstin' skelp, he's taen An' shoo'd to bed -
The ither bairns a' fa' to play'n', As gleg's a gled.