"And now," I said, "there remains but ****."
"The lad I saw yesterday?" suggested St. Leonard. "Good-looking young fellow."
"He is a nice boy," I said. "I don't really think I know a nicer boy than ****; and clever, when you come to understand him. There is only one fault I have to find with ****: I don't seem able to get him to work."
Miss Janie was smiling. I asked her why.
"I was thinking," she answered, "how close the resemblance appears to be between him and Nathaniel."
It was true. I had not thought of it.
"The mistake," said St. Leonard, "is with ourselves. We assume every boy to have the soul of a professor, and every girl a genius for music. We pack off our sons to cram themselves with Greek and Latin, and put our daughters down to strum at the piano. Nine times out of ten it is sheer waste of time. They sent me to Cambridge, and said I was lazy. I was not lazy. I was not intended by nature for a Senior Wrangler. I did not see the good of being a Senior Wrangler. Who wants a world of Senior Wranglers? Then why start every young man trying? I wanted to be a farmer. If intelligent lads were taught farming as a business, farming would pay. In the name of common-sense--"
"I am inclined to agree with you," I interrupted him. "I would rather see **** a good farmer than a third-rate barrister, anyhow.
He thinks he could take an interest in farming. There are ten weeks before he need go back to Cambridge, sufficient time for the experiment. Will you take him as a pupil?"
St. Leonard grasped his head between his hands and held it firmly.
"If I consent," he said, "I must insist on being honest" I saw the woefulness again in Janie's eyes.
"I think," I said, "it is my turn to be honest. I have got the donkey for nothing; I insist on paying for ****. They are waiting for you in the rick-yard. I will settle the terms with Miss Janie."
He regarded us both suspiciously.
"I will promise to be honest," laughed Miss Janie.
"If it's more than I'm worth," he said, "I'll send him home again.
My theory is--"
He stumbled over a pig which, according to the time-table, ought not to have been there. They went off hurriedly together, the pig leading, both screaming.
Miss Janie said she would show me the short cut across the fields; we could talk as we went. We walked in silence for awhile.
"You must not think," she said, "I like being the one to do all the haggling. I feel a little sore about it very often. But somebody, of course, must do it; and as for father, poor dear--"
I looked at her. Her's is the beauty to which a touch of sadness adds a charm.
"How old are you?" I asked her.
"Twenty," she answered, "next birthday."
"I judged you to be older," I said.
"Most people do," she answered.
"My daughter Robina," I said, "is just the same age--according to years; and **** is twenty-one. I hope you will be friends with them.
They have got sense, both of them. It comes out every now and again and surprises you. Veronica, I think, is nine. I am not sure how Veronica is going to turn out. Sometimes things happen that make us think she has a beautiful character, and then for quite long periods she seems to lose it altogether. The Little Mother--I don't know why we always call her Little Mother--will not join us till things are more ship-shape. She does not like to be thought an invalid, and if we have her about anywhere near work that has to be done, and are not always watching her, she gets at it and tires herself."
"I am glad we are going to be neighbours," said Miss Janie. "There are ten of us altogether. Father, I am sure, you will like; clever men always like father. Mother's day is Friday. As a rule it is the only day no one ever calls." She laughed. The cloud had vanished.
"They come on other days and find us all in our old clothes. On Friday afternoon we sit in state and nobody comes near us, and we have to eat the cakes ourselves. It makes her so cross. You will try and remember Fridays, won't you?"
I made a note of it then and there.
"I am the eldest," she continued, "as I think father told you. Harry and Jack came next; but Jack is in Canada and Harry died, so there is somewhat of a gap between me and the rest. Bertie is twelve and Ted eleven; they are home just now for the holidays. Sally is eight, and then there come the twins. People don't half believe the tales that are told about twins, but I am sure there is no need to exaggerate.
They are only six, but they have a sense of humour you would hardly credit. One is a boy, and the other a girl. They are always changing clothes, and we are never quite sure which is which.
Wilfrid gets sent to bed because Winnie has not practised her scales, and Winnie is given syrup of squills because Wilfried has been eating green gooseberries. Last spring Winnie had the measles. When the doctor came on the fifth day he was as pleased as punch; he said it was the quickest cure he had ever known, and that really there was no reason why she might not get up. We had our suspicions, and they were right. Winnie was hiding in the cupboard, wrapped up in a blanket. They don't seem to mind what trouble they get into, provided it isn't their own. The only safe plan, unless you happen to catch them red-handed, is to divide the punishment between them, and leave them to settle accounts between themselves afterwards.