你不会因为美丽去爱一个女人，但她却会因为你的爱而变得美丽。
Love is something eternal；the aspect may change，but not the essence.
爱是永恒的，外表可以改变，但本质永远不变。
Love is not a matter of counting the days. It’s making the days count.
爱情不是数着日子过去，它让每个日子都变得有意义。
With the wonder of your love，he sun above always shines.
拥有你美丽的爱情，太阳就永远明媚。
Love is a fabric that nature wove and fantasy embroidered.
爱情是一方织巾，用自然编织，用幻想点缀。
First love is unforgettable all one’s life.
初恋是永生难忘的。
In the very smallest cot there is room enough for a loving pair.
哪怕是最小的茅舍，对一对恋人来说都有足够的空间。
Love without end hath no end.
情绵绵，爱无边。
Love’s tongue is in the eyes.
爱情的话语全在双眼之中。
In love folly is always sweet.
恋爱中，干傻事总是让人感到十分美妙。
There is no hiding from lover’s eyes.
什么也瞒不过恋人的眼睛。
The only present love demands is love.
爱所祈求的唯一礼物就是爱。
The heart that once truly loves never forgets.
真挚恋爱过的心永不忘却。
Love warms more than a thousand fires.
爱情的炽热胜过千万团的火。
恶搞、整蛊一箩筐
A merry heart goes all the way.
心情愉快，万事顺利 。
You for allowing me to roll，I rolled. You for allowing me to come back，I am sorry，roll away .
你让我滚，我滚了。你让我回来，对不起，滚远了。
Rogue is not terrible，fear rogue culture…
流氓不可怕，就怕流氓有文化……
Driving is difficult，I am afraid that there are new people!
开车无难事，只怕有新人！
Two tigers one mountain can not be accepted，unless a public and a mother.
一山不能容二虎，除非一公和一母。
XP did not themselves Tuesday，qzone.cc，when I was a DOS you ah!
XP不发威，你当我是DOS啊！
No way out for a hero，rogue does not look at age!
英雄不问出路，流氓不看岁数！
Good living，because we will die a long time!!!
好好活着，因为我们会死很久!!!
People are not smart，they also learn bald! !
人又不聪明，还学人家秃顶！！
I do not find nothing，not to find something I.
没什么事不要找我，有事更不用找我。
Ning？and playing a sensible，not a word with sb？
宁和明白人打一架，不跟sb说句话。
Money is not everything. There’s MasterCard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的，有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物，因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
要节约用水，尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居，不过不要让她的老公知道。
Behind every successful man，there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man，there are two.
每个成功男人的背后，都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后，都有两个女人。
My advantage is that I am handsome，but my disadvantage is that the handsomeness is not so obvious.
我的优点是：我很帅；而我的缺点是：我帅得不明显。
When I went shopping one day，a group of girls stopped me，saying that I was handsome. But I denied it，and then they hit me and said I am hypocritical.
有一次我上街，一群女孩把我拦住，她们说我帅。我不承认，她们就打我，还说我虚伪。
I am an angel，and the reason why I can not go back to heaven is the problem of my weight.
我是天使，回不去天堂是因为体重的原因。
Although you wear some cologne，I can still vaguely smell a scummy whiff out of you.
虽然你身上喷了古龙水，但我还是能隐约闻到一股人渣味儿。
It does not hurt feelings，when it comes to money，but it indeed damn cost money when it comes to feelings.
谈钱不伤感情，但是谈感情最伤钱。
The accountant said：“Could you please come for your earnings later，because I have no change here?”
会计说：“你能晚点来领工资吗，我这儿没零钱。”
I curse your buying instant noodles without getting flavoring bags.
我诅咒你一辈子买方便面没有调料包。
The most mysterious department in the history is the department concerned.
史上最神秘的部门就是——有关部门。
There are two things that I could not do in my life——I could not do this and I could not do that.
我这辈子只有两件事不会去做——这也不做，那也不做。
The others have their background，while what I have is the sight of my back.
人家有的是背景，而我有的是背影。
Never treat a dried shrimp not as seafood.
别把虾米不当海鲜。
Since there are so many deceivers，it is very obvious that idiots are not enough.
骗子太多，傻子的数量明显跟不上了。
We never be afraid that thieves carry their tools，but afraid they know some kind of technology.
不怕偷儿带工具，就怕偷儿懂科技。
I will not beat you，not scold you，but torture you with all my love.
不打你，不骂你，专用感情折磨你！
Grow old along with me，the best is yet to be.
与我白头偕老，是最美好的事。
I love you not because of who you are，but because of who I am when I am with you.
我爱你，不是因为你是一个怎样的人，而是因为我喜欢与你在一起时的感觉。
Thank me for loving you no way anyone has ever tried.
从来没有一个人像我这样爱你，谢谢我！
The wise never marry，and when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明的人不会去结婚，而当他们结了婚就很难再聪明起来。
Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词，它会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（关系）。
Never put off till tomorrow what you can do today.
今天能做的事切不要拖到明天。
Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就像照片，需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外，后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your dreams.”So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会儿吧。
There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新的一天，而不是千篇一律地在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.”But why take the risk?
“努力工作不会导致死亡！”不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.”I can look at it for hours!
“工作好有意思耶！”尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives；Thank God we can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚，幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给你留了余地。
When two’s company，three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的，三个人才是！
A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
服饰就像铁丝网，它阻止你贸然行动但并不妨碍你尽情地观看。
The more you learn，the more you know，the more you know，the more you forget. The more you forget，the less you know. So why bother to learn.
学的越多，知道的越多。知道的越多，忘记的越多。忘记的越多，知道的越少。为什么学来着？
I asked God for a bike，but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
开始我直接求帝哥赐辆自行车。 后来我揣摩帝哥办事儿不是这个路数。 于是老子偷了一辆然后求帝哥饶恕。
I want to die peacefully in my sleep，like my grandfather. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
我希望能像爷爷那样，恬静地在睡梦中死去。而不是要像他开的车上那些惨叫滴乘客一样死法啊！
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
你永远不能战胜一个纯牛逼 ,由于他会把你的智商拉到跟他一个水平，然后用丰厚的经历打败你。
The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it’s still on the list.
吾虽不杀伯仁，伯仁由我而死。
We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.
在我们这圪送比萨的都比警察来的快。
War does not determine who is right-only who is left.
暴力不能处理任何问题，但至少可以处理你。
We never really grow up，we only learn how to act in public.
我们永远不能够真正地成熟，我们只是学会在大众面前装逼。